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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:33

Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Jaire Alexander’s Contract Impeded Packers’ Trade Attempts - NFL Rumors - ProFootballRumors.com
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Best Tech Gifts for Father’s Day 2025 - Gizmodo
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Sly Stone: Funk Revolutionary - The Free Press
No way
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does the USA continue to be the driver of the world economy?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India
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Still no good.
Then came..
9 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Flight attendant reportedly found naked during flight from SFO - SFGATE
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors